Whisky Tits
to breastfeed while drunk.
Whisky Tits by blackoutc May 3, 2009
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Whiskey Tits
a phrase to call ones self or ones girlfriends/friends after the girl in question has been out sloppily drinking whiskey and sloshing it down her chin (where it drips into the bra) or directly into the cleavage.
unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
unisex: can also mean when one is hammered from whiskey.
Whiskey Tits by xtle August 26, 2009
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whiskey tits
the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen
whiskey tits by the December 21, 2004
whiskey tits
Fat perky sweaty male boobs.
Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.
A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.
Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.
Something you scream out loudly while running thoward your fat friend, with both hands aiming for each of his sweaty man boobs.
A perfect result should end in,
a loud scream and lots of whining.
Side effects: Sticy hands, and a whining buddy.
At some public place with lots of folks:
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!
Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "
Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "
Jonas " ITS FUN "
Jonas " WHISKEY TITS!!!!
Mike " Uh...?! "
Jonas twist it.
Mike " Aaaaaaaaaah, what the fuck man!!! "
Mike " What the hell did you do that for.. "
Jonas " ITS FUN "
whiskey tits by The Vince. May 26, 2010
Whiskey Tits
A pair of exceptionally large breast in reference to the size of whiskey barrels sitting upon her chest
I met this chick from new york last night and she had a huge pair of whiskey tits
I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.
I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.
Whiskey Tits by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019
whiskey tits
Male gynecomastia (enlarged breasts), aka “moobs,” caused by estrogen from the wooden casks in which whiskey is aged.
If you're a casked-liquor drinker, may want to switch to something non-wooded (eg. move from scotch to vodka). Estrogen from the wood has been known to cause whiskey tits.
whiskey tits by Patrick3000 October 11, 2010
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