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post modern english

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

by the November 14, 2004

Bootha

An informal term for a person that dresses poorly. Slang for boofer, which has the same meaning.

Tryhard: Why do I look like a bootha?
Noob: cuz u dres p00rlee
Tryhard: Frick, guess this was the answer.

by the March 5, 2021

lq

i like to claim invention to this one:
lq = laughing quietly
since no one ever really laughs out loud this is the new laughing term for iming, now lol means even funnier.

msnguy1: aim sucks!
msnguy2: lq

by the December 10, 2004

Swear Words

WARNING: this definition contains mature content and memes not suitable for people aged under 13

Anyways, swear words are words that can be used to piss people off.

fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, nigger, nigga, ass, butt, bugger, bloody, jack off, faggot, fag, whore, beastiality, incest, pedo, balls, clitoris, damn, God damn, eat shit, gringo, gook, retard, bastard, prick, dick, cock, penis, vagina, pussy, wetback, asshole, dildo, Mrs. Choksondik, paki, spastic, kraut, pikey, taff, Barbra Streisand, hell, go die, spic, cholo, Down syndrome, autism, pimp, prostitute, prostitution, horny, sex, molest, pedophile, horny-ass, faggot-ass, prostitute your mom, yo mama, fuckjew, Jew, muff, merde, 69, cunnilingus, 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up), fap, masturbate, fapper, WTF, STFU, GTFO, OMFG, BAMF (bad ass mother fucker), motherfucker, brotherfucker, sisterfucker, sexual, jerkoff, secks, bugger off, wanker, wank, masturbator, nig, jiggaboo, carpet muncher, fudge packer, clit, clit chewer, anal, anus, anal rocket, suck my balls, suck, kike, niglet, fags, coon, cum, cumshot, suck my, sucks, badass, molester, pedofile, ass hole, sh1t, jerk, punkass, ballsack, nutsack, crazy-ass, looney, cretin, and most importantly... FUCK YOU!!! Those are swear words.

by the April 13, 2021

bridgestone

Motor company.

I drive on a car with bridgestone tyres.

by the October 24, 2020

today

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

by the December 10, 2004

whiskey tits

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

by the December 21, 2004