by animedude April 10, 2004
Get the breastfeed mug.The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013
Get the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler mug.There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.
The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.
Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."
Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.
Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."
Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009
Get the Big Breasted Buffoon mug.The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
by TheAbuser January 27, 2010
Get the Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler mug.A mom who walks in on her son sucking on his girlfriends nipples. Possibly the most awkward moment in her son's young life.
by tncarch December 15, 2014
Get the Generation breastfeeding mug.Someone who claims to support breastfeeding, BUT really doesn't.
Ain't no buts about it when you claim to support breastfeeding.
Ain't no buts about it when you claim to support breastfeeding.
by Breastfeeding Mama Talk March 21, 2017
Get the Breastfeeding Butter mug.BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.
by doogleberg July 9, 2009
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