Wetlar 

When you pull a wet finger thru a dry asscrack to surprise someone.

To a friend: " My fuking wife pulled a Wetlar on me while i was cooking last night"

Wetlar by RoyBoy89 May 10, 2022

Wetware

The name of a 1988 science fiction novel by Rudy Rucker, which explores the merger between human beings and biocybernetic technology.

Winner of the 1988 Philip K Dick award for science fiction.

In the beginning the humans built the Boppers.
Then the Boppers took over and built themselves.
And now the Boppers are making humans.

With a soft spot in their microchips for Earthlife's info-mix stew, the moon-based robots have worked out how to infuse DNA's wetware with their own software code...

Wetware by flynnbar July 20, 2007

Wetard 

A person who likes to act like a retard. But does it for the fun of it and doesn't care.

Today i was nude infront of the bus, I'm such a Wetard

Wetard by Hayden Roll April 30, 2008

Wetmare 

When one sees something that is usually sexy, but also frightening enough to burn into one subconscious, causing frightening, yet erotic dreams. Coined by Daniel O'Brien of Cracked.

Carrot top starring in a porno? Sounds like it'd give me a wetmare.

Wetmare by holden067 February 22, 2009

wetware

The brain.

Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.

wetware by teej October 16, 2003

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federally protected wetlands by Aesop April 30, 2004

wetlord

A gay man that only has sex when he is completly lubed up. Either by lubes or spit.

Hey, want to fuck?
Sure, but you need to lube me up right this time.
Man, you sure are a wetlord.

wetlord by Spiderloc81 May 13, 2010