Wetmare

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When one sees something that is usually sexy, but also frightening enough to burn into one subconscious, causing frightening, yet erotic dreams. Coined by Daniel O'Brien of Cracked.

Carrot top starring in a porno? Sounds like it'd give me a wetmare.

Wetmare by holden067 February 22, 2009

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Wetmare

A wet dream where a person gets killed by psychotic clowns.

"Man, I had the weirdest wetmare last night." "What was it about?" "Fuckin clowns, man. Fuckin' clowns."

Wetmare by thebk87 October 29, 2011

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Wetmare

2.

A wet dream where a person gets killed by psychotic clowns.

(To be added to the other wetmare definition)

"Man, I had the weirdest wetmare last night." "What was it about?" "Fuckin clowns, man. Fuckin' clowns."

Wetmare by thebk87 October 29, 2011

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Wetware

The name of a 1988 science fiction novel by Rudy Rucker, which explores the merger between human beings and biocybernetic technology.

Winner of the 1988 Philip K Dick award for science fiction.

In the beginning the humans built the Boppers.
Then the Boppers took over and built themselves.
And now the Boppers are making humans.

With a soft spot in their microchips for Earthlife's info-mix stew, the moon-based robots have worked out how to infuse DNA's wetware with their own software code...

Wetware by flynnbar July 20, 2007

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wetware

The brain.

Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.

wetware by teej October 16, 2003

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wetware

1. The brain and central nervous system.
2. The administrators, operaters, and programmers in a computer network.
3. Sometimes used in science fiction to define computer hardware that has been integrated into the brain.

1. (non-slang)
2. (non-slang)
3. no example given

wetware by thegestalt October 25, 2004

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Weimared

When your state starts to become the Weimar Republic and needs to be liberated or else God will do it.

Me: M was cat called by group Trannies and Gay men in West Hollywood last night.

Them: West Hollywood has been Weimared...

Weimared by ar0nitron October 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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