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A person who likes to act like a retard. But does it for the fun of it and doesn't care.
Today i was nude infront of the bus, I'm such a Wetard
by Hayden Roll April 28, 2008
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Delusional yet patriotic sports fan who identifies so strongly with the team he roots for, that he/she believes to have personally won or lost something, depending on the outcome of the game.
Typical "wetard" saying:

"Hey did you watch the game last night? We won dude!" or: "Damn, we lost again..."
by anti corp. February 15, 2010
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Another way of saying the word "Retard", however people who cannot pronounce their R's say Wetard
Jason: You retard!
Dexter: wuu im no a wetard
by 00jace no.2 February 08, 2014
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basically retard but UwU version
ur such a wetard OwO get wekt scwub
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by Zolgs April 06, 2019
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It's basically when someone wants to smoke weed but instead of them being a retard, they're a wetard who wants to throw their life away.
You wanted to smoke weed and now you're a wetard.
by PotatoGrande May 26, 2019
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Someone who has tendencies of a retard, but can still function in society.
Joe you are a wetard for buying buying a blind parrot.
by Dyne Lybs March 21, 2005
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