Wetware

The name of a 1988 science fiction novel by Rudy Rucker, which explores the merger between human beings and biocybernetic technology.

Winner of the 1988 Philip K Dick award for science fiction.

In the beginning the humans built the Boppers.
Then the Boppers took over and built themselves.
And now the Boppers are making humans.

With a soft spot in their microchips for Earthlife's info-mix stew, the moon-based robots have worked out how to infuse DNA's wetware with their own software code...

Wetware by flynnbar July 20, 2007

wetware

The brain.

Your hardware and software seem to be fine, so I can only assume that your wetware is fucked up.

wetware by teej October 16, 2003

wetware

1. The brain and central nervous system.
2. The administrators, operaters, and programmers in a computer network.
3. Sometimes used in science fiction to define computer hardware that has been integrated into the brain.

1. (non-slang)
2. (non-slang)
3. no example given

wetware by thegestalt October 25, 2004

Wetware

A soggy meat computer known as the brain.

You would be doing humanity a favor by making your wetware permanently inoperable.

Wetware by Madih September 6, 2017

wetware

an imitation of OTM|Bejebus www.clanotm.com

calling someone : you wetware
Bejebus you wetware

wetware by Baracas January 15, 2003

Wetmare 

When one sees something that is usually sexy, but also frightening enough to burn into one subconscious, causing frightening, yet erotic dreams. Coined by Daniel O'Brien of Cracked.

Carrot top starring in a porno? Sounds like it'd give me a wetmare.

Wetmare by holden067 February 22, 2009

Wetwakening 

An involuntary reaction that some people have when sexually aroused. The reaction is a strong urge to stretch or yawn.

Alana always has a Wetwakening after she touches Marks muscular arms. Her body is forced into a spontaneous stretch followed by wet panties.

Wetwakening by T. Tornado March 28, 2022