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waterlopes 

Used to measure boob size.
like half way between watermelon boobs and cantaloupe boobs.
person 1: Dude, look at that chic. she's hot
person 2 : I know! She has waterlopes!

person 1: Where did your friend get her waterlopes?
person 2: She grew them herself.
waterlopes by Binky&Teeny July 11, 2010

Waterloser 

A degrading name used to label students, staff, faculty and any person affiliated with the University of Waterloo. It can also be used as a synonym for the university itself.
I was rejected from U of T, but luckily, the Waterlosers will let pretty much anyone into their university.
Waterloser by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006

Watzlyfe 

Say it when yer wondering whats the meaning of life.
Watzlyfe kid?
Watzlyfe by watzlyfe December 19, 2018

Waterfest 

The largest VW/Audi car show in North America.(2nd largest in the world) It is held anually in Englishtown, NJ, and regular attendance is typically over 20,000.
I can't wait for Waterfest this year. I'll probably pic up some parts for my Rado there too.
Waterfest by Street.Nations October 28, 2008
Something dumb girls apply their eyeliner on, the inner rim under your eyeball. They think it's cute and fashionable when really it just looks like they have extremely small eyes. Usually the same girls who think uggs and miss me jeans are cute.
reasonably smart person: where are your eyes dumb bitch? Don't you know lining your waterline makes you look like a really tired asian?
dumb girl: whaattt?
Waterline by Bodhi412 February 19, 2011

waterfelon 

Black people who decide that it’s ok to spray police officers with water.
Danquan is the latest waterfelon to be featured on the news in NYC.
waterfelon by Quad45 July 31, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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