wondering

an inquiry or question about something

I have a wondering about that.

by katsmada January 27, 2003

wondering

a something that saiki k does not need to do

wondering is not an option for me, i am saiki k

by yours, pseudynom January 10, 2021

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't

i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome

by feltup October 2, 2009

wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

by loaf56231 October 2, 2006