Wankwit

What you call someone who tells you to "chillax".

Person 1: Hey dude, you just chillax okay?

Person 2: Sure thing, wankwit.

by vincent4108 March 8, 2009

Mayfair wankpit

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

by stanleybalds September 22, 2012

Wankit

A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.

Often associated with someone who is always late.

James: Where is he?
Alex: Dunno, wanking probably...
James: Bloody Wankit!

by RushilsMum July 20, 2010

Wankwizard

A wizard of wankery. Someone who can wank almost without end. They may be able to spuzz in excess of five times in one hour, which is rather useful when partaking in intercourse with a woman who can achieve multiple orgasms.

Wow dude, don't even try to out-wank him, he's a total wankwizard.

by YeldarbLlewkcalb November 19, 2011

Wankita

When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.

Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.

by largearthur February 20, 2009

Wankittude

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive

1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter

by justaguy89 January 20, 2011

Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.

''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''

by xcronenx July 26, 2012