wankitis

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008

Wangitis

The act of being wango/floppy.

Brian gets wangitis when he's tired

by wangitistype2 April 2, 2017

walkitis

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.

Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!

by byah84 June 20, 2013

wankinism

The time-honored act of masturbating.

"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"

by schist August 12, 2006

wankinist

Someone who practises wankinism.

"Stop being such a wankinist!"

by schist August 12, 2006

winkitis

A condition in which someone cannot stop winking or has sudden impulses to wink ;)

BOB: why did you just wink?
ALEXIS: oh sorry i have winkitis *winks at person*

by The-truest-definitions March 6, 2020

wanitis

Freedom from pain and suffering

It just means freedom and suffering no example just the meaning wanitis

by Boddah April 27, 2023