wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008

Wangitis 

The act of being wango/floppy.

Brian gets wangitis when he's tired

Wangitis by wangitistype2 April 2, 2017

walkitis 

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.

Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!

walkitis by byah84 June 20, 2013

wankinism 

The time-honored act of masturbating.

"Hey ease off, bud, she's MINE! Why don't you go take up wankinism??"

wankinism by schist August 12, 2006

wankinist 

Someone who practises wankinism.

"Stop being such a wankinist!"

wankinist by schist August 12, 2006

winkitis

A condition in which someone cannot stop winking or has sudden impulses to wink ;)

BOB: why did you just wink?
ALEXIS: oh sorry i have winkitis *winks at person*

winkitis by The-truest-definitions March 6, 2020

wanitis 

Freedom from pain and suffering

It just means freedom and suffering no example just the meaning wanitis

wanitis by Boddah April 27, 2023