Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.
by xcronenx July 26, 2012
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1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.
2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.
3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.
4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.
5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.
2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.
3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.
4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.
5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
by hoetalk July 10, 2011
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A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.
I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.
by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010
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Get the Wantitude mug.1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour
2) The extent to which someone is attractive
2) The extent to which someone is attractive
1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.
2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter
2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter
by justaguy89 January 20, 2011
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