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When you don't have time for the full on internet porn, box of tissues masturbation session. Wankitas often occur in last few minutes of a morning shower or on the toilet with just seconds to finish off before getting busted.
Jenny called and said she was a couple blocks away so I only had time for a wankita in the dunny.
by largearthur February 20, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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