Wankit

A person of the wanking variety. Usually wanking when they should be doing something else, probably more productive.

Often associated with someone who is always late.

James: Where is he?
Alex: Dunno, wanking probably...
James: Bloody Wankit!

by RushilsMum July 20, 2010

Wankst

an attention-whoring angsty big baby who like diapers, furries, futas, inflation, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire.

Wankst is a big baby!

by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020

Wankst

an attention-whoring big baby who likes diapers, futas, inflation, furries, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire

Wankst is a big baby!

by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

wanktuary

Your dorm room when your roommate is out of town.

"Dude, I'm not playing basketball, HBO's got porn on and my dorm is a certified wanktuary."

by fittnacious April 2, 2007

Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

by Spilox April 22, 2009