Wankittude 

1) The level used to measure the wanker-ness of someone or their behaviour

2) The extent to which someone is attractive

1) Wearing a tight muscle shirt and a backwards hat displays a high level of wankittude.

2) The chick in accounts ranks high on the wankittude meter

Wankittude by justaguy89 January 20, 2011

Wantitude 

Wantitude is the ratio of desire for someone or somethin

i have a stronger level of wantitude for that brownie, but i have low wantitude for that cupcake

Wantitude by ilovewantitude January 26, 2011

wangitude 

A wang described in terms of a vector (i.e. has direction and magnitude)

As she walked past, he lost control of his wangitude.

wangitude by Anon April 29, 2004

wackitude 

Often consisting of wackness in every aspect.

Who perpatrated this wackitude?

wackitude by Jaekiz February 15, 2004

wangitude 

An undisciplined wang. Shows no respect for anyone nearby.

The bitch could not contain the wangitude and so it spit in her face.

wangitude by Dirty Steve April 23, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019