Wanking the dog 

To waste time doing something unecessary.

Example: Gary got fired for wanking the dog.

Wanking the dog by PotsNPan July 16, 2021

walking the dog 

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

walking the dog by joe January 19, 2004

Walking the dog 

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

Walking the dog by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

Walking the Dog 

Walking the Dog is a term in which a female will be with a male and "Walk their Dog" as in, giving a hand job or anything with a girl handling a dick really.

Becca: Hey where's Tori?

Ali: Tori and Pablo are 'walking the dog.' You know what that means.....

Walking the Dog by Youknowwhatsup101 September 25, 2011

Walking the dog 

v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you

Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.

Walking the dog by DKarnes May 21, 2008

walking the dog 

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

walking the dog by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012

walking the dog 

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

walking the dog by Glen January 9, 2004