walk the dog

When someone jacks off or gets jacked off

I gotta go home so jessica can walk the dog

by apk2000420 November 30, 2006

walk the dog

to masterbate.

last night i walked the dog

by I not telling November 9, 2003

walk the dog

A poker tactic where you have a powerhouse hand and someone is betting into you. Instead of raising, you just let the other person do all the betting for you until the very end.

If I re-raise, he's just gonna fold. Better just walk the dog.

by henry73 August 23, 2005

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 24, 2005

walk the dog

Have sex with your boyfriend when you're not in the mood because he won't stop humping your leg until you do

Girl 1: Did you and Jason get home from the bar ok last night?
Girl 2: Yeah. We were pretty drunk. I was ready to sleep but I had to walk the dog first.
Girl 1: How was it?
Girl 2: Fine. He came in 3 minutes and we both passed out. Then we had really good hangover sex the next morning.

by Prp Guy February 12, 2011

walk the dog

To engage in the act of smoking methamphetamine. The term is documented to have originated from University Place or U.P. in Washington state. Most commonly used when a person or group of friends are about to partake in the action of smoking meth. Where as they must find an excuse or reason to leave their current " chilling " situation so no one knows what they are going to go do.

Hey man, I could go for another pick me up right now because I don't have the energy to pull another motor. Just go tell " them " that we're going to go walk the dog and we'll be right back.

by PezoCon December 15, 2007