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Wankess by Merryman69 May 16, 2011
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Wankers Chalice
When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".
The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.
Wankers Chalice by Woms1 April 25, 2023
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Wankershief
For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
Wankershief by Faptato July 26, 2014
Wankers Waffle
Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.
"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"
Wankers Waffle by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014
wankers wings
wankers wings by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
wankership
Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.
1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.
2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.
2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
wankership by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
wankness
wankness by subnet zero January 15, 2009
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