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wankership 

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
wankership by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
Words you can keep

Wankership 

Used ironically in addressing an important or high-ranking jerk-off, especially a magistrate, mayor, or other elected official. Based on British slang word wanker.
noun: Your Wankership
Sperm donation is a noble but lonely calling your Wankership
Wankership by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014

Wankershief 

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.
For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
Wankershief by Faptato July 26, 2014

Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

wankersville

Not a reference to a place or vllage as the word may suggest, but a word used to describe an individual. It needs to be used without the indefinite article, i.e. someone cannot be "A wankersville", but is simply "Wankersville". Similar to Wanker, but is used when two syllables are simply not enough. A more elegant way to describe a wanker.
"F**k off, wankersville".

"I'm getting a round in, what do you want?"
"Same again"
"What about wankersville"

"Wankersville over there needs a good kick up the arse"
wankersville by Ben Dari January 16, 2005

wankerchief 

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
wankerchief by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006

Decatur Wankerchief 

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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