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wankership

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
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Wankership

Used ironically in addressing an important or high-ranking jerk-off, especially a magistrate, mayor, or other elected official. Based on British slang word wanker.
noun: Your Wankership
Sperm donation is a noble but lonely calling your Wankership
by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014
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Wankershief

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.
For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
by Faptato July 26, 2014
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Watership Down

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.
(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down
by thedoctor700 May 26, 2011
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wankersville

Not a reference to a place or vllage as the word may suggest, but a word used to describe an individual. It needs to be used without the indefinite article, i.e. someone cannot be "A wankersville", but is simply "Wankersville". Similar to Wanker, but is used when two syllables are simply not enough. A more elegant way to describe a wanker.
"F**k off, wankersville".

"I'm getting a round in, what do you want?"
"Same again"
"What about wankersville"

"Wankersville over there needs a good kick up the arse"
by Ben Dari January 16, 2005
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wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
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Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief
by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
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