Wankershief 

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

Wankershief by Faptato July 26, 2014

wankership 

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.

Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.

wankership by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006

wankerchief 

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.

1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.

wankerchief by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006

Decatur Wankerchief 

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

Decatur Wankerchief by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

Wankership 

Used ironically in addressing an important or high-ranking jerk-off, especially a magistrate, mayor, or other elected official. Based on British slang word wanker.
noun: Your Wankership

Sperm donation is a noble but lonely calling your Wankership

Wankership by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014

Wankerchief 

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

Wankerchief by fubsish September 13, 2009

Wankerchief 

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

Wankerchief by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006