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Wankersaurus

Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances
Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.

John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
Wankersaurus by Saggie nips December 19, 2017
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Wankersaurus

E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”
Wankersaurus by Skirrt69 September 29, 2018
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wankasaurus 

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus
barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus
wankasaurus by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

Wankasaurus 

An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.
Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!
Wankasaurus by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.
I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.
cankersaurus rex by c-davidson August 27, 2008

wankasaurus 

someone who wanks way to much. a very horny person who has a lot of pron on their computer
billo, you=wankasaurus
wankasaurus by TiLlO February 27, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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