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Wankershief 

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.
For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
Wankershief by Faptato July 26, 2014

wankership 

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
wankership by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006

wankerish 

A person or behaviour possessing wanker-like tendancies.
he's been so wankerish lately.
wankerish by lmj. August 14, 2007

Wankeress 

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.
Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

Wankership 

Used ironically in addressing an important or high-ranking jerk-off, especially a magistrate, mayor, or other elected official. Based on British slang word wanker.
noun: Your Wankership
Sperm donation is a noble but lonely calling your Wankership
Wankership by Piers_the_plowman October 24, 2014

wankerish 

to be like a dick...........
he was being wankerish last night in bed
wankerish by gbfha August 12, 2005