wankerish

A person or behaviour possessing wanker-like tendancies.

he's been so wankerish lately.

by lmj. August 14, 2007

wankerish

to be like a dick...........

he was being wankerish last night in bed

by gbfha August 12, 2005

Wankerish

Someone who is regarded as to not be commonly known as a wanker, but has performed an act or made a statement that would be likely to have occured from someone who is regarded as a wanker

"did you hear about simon setting fire to vernon's school bag?", "i know, what a wankerish thing to do"
"Jim used to be cool, but lately he's been wankerish"

by LordFudgington May 16, 2007

Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

by Woms1 April 25, 2023

Wankershief

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

by Faptato July 26, 2014

Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015