Wankerfest

Much like Oktoberfest except without the quality beer, dirndls, and the generally cheery mood. The atmosphere at Wankerfest is marked by the abundant presence of wankers, the lack of any real conversations, and the feeling of impending dread mixed in with moments of short bursts of excitement. Though celebrated every year, it is not a particularly well known event--even to wankers themselves--and the people that attend, usually, prefer not to discuss it, which, in part, lends further to the festival's general obscurity.

Philip hoped to attend Wankerfest in complete anonymity this year as to avoid further conflict with his spouse.

Some say that wankers are in a constant state of either planning a trip to, or, figuring how to get back from wankerfest

Wankerfest by Chewonarock April 16, 2023

Wankeress 

A female "wanker"

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.

Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

wankfest 

A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.

UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.

wankfest by Titwanker May 22, 2004

Wankerstank

A stinky whore with a fishy vagina

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine

Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008

wankerstation 

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.

Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.

wankerstation by chaseTHEg August 1, 2009

wankerlust 

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

wankerlust by bman0255 October 14, 2013

Media Wankfest 

An issue which incurs intense press coverage. Frequently a trivial scandal which is blown out of proportion and causes amateur journalists to jizz themselves.

Media Wankfest: 'Wayne Rooney smokes a cigarette' - Front page headline for 436 newspapers.

Media Wankfest by SoloKong June 12, 2011