Wankdown

When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.

10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hoooaaahh! *fireworks* - Wankdown!!

Wankdown by Shaun47 January 1, 2010

Wankdown

When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.

whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown

Wankdown by 30secondsOfHeaven November 13, 2011

Wankdown

When the clock on Countdown starts, you start wanking. The objective is to complete before the clock hits zero. If you get a 9 letter word during the process you ejaculate immediately.

Wankdown COMMENCE 30...29...28...27...26...25...24...23...22...21...20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12..RECONVERT...EUUUUGHHHH

Wankdown by Rachel_riley30 November 13, 2011

Walkdown 

A group full of bitch ass ybs who try to play dat role, whole time Dey pussy

Walkdown.naz

Walkdown by Zaire rose January 19, 2022

Walkdown 

A group of friends trying to play dat role, but really Dey get walked down

Walkdown.naz

Walkdown by Zaire rose January 19, 2022

Walkdown Syndrome 

A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.

Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.

Walkdown Syndrome by bbee_2000001233 June 13, 2024