Wankdown

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When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.

10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hoooaaahh! *fireworks* - Wankdown!!

Wankdown by Shaun47 January 1, 2010

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Wankdown

When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.

whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown

Wankdown by 30secondsOfHeaven November 13, 2011

Related Words

Wankdown • Walkdown Syndrome • Walk Down • walk down the street

Wankdown

When the clock on Countdown starts, you start wanking. The objective is to complete before the clock hits zero. If you get a 9 letter word during the process you ejaculate immediately.

Wankdown COMMENCE 30...29...28...27...26...25...24...23...22...21...20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12..RECONVERT...EUUUUGHHHH

Wankdown by Rachel_riley30 November 13, 2011

Walkdown

A group full of bitch ass ybs who try to play dat role, whole time Dey pussy

Walkdown.naz

Walkdown by Zaire rose January 19, 2022

Walkdown

A group of friends trying to play dat role, but really Dey get walked down

Walkdown.naz

Walkdown by Zaire rose January 19, 2022

Walkdown Syndrome

A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.

Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.

Walkdown Syndrome by bbee_2000001233 June 13, 2024

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026