You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.
by Shaun47 December 16, 2009
When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.
by Shaun47 January 01, 2010