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Waggonered 

To act in the most selfish manner. To always put ones needs before anyone else's. To lie or steal in order to obtain something not belonging to you. To aquire under false pretense.
Instead of buying her kids Christmas gifts, she spent the money with her street pharmacist. She Waggonered her kids this year just like she did last year!
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verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother
That guy just Wagnered his mom.
wagnered by Goober Joe February 21, 2008
To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved
“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad
Wagnered by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018

Waggoner 

Verb-to jizz on a comforter or bed spread knowingly and leave the stains in plain sight.
Man, you totally waggonered that quilt her mom made for her.
Waggoner by o8O8o December 31, 2007

waggered 

If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.
waggered by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004

Roger Wagnered 

When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do
(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4

Austin Waggoner 

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.
Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.