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Waggonered

To act in the most selfish manner. To always put ones needs before anyone else's. To lie or steal in order to obtain something not belonging to you. To aquire under false pretense.
Instead of buying her kids Christmas gifts, she spent the money with her street pharmacist. She Waggonered her kids this year just like she did last year!
by Thor, god of thunder! ⚡ September 15, 2022
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wagnered

verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother
That guy just Wagnered his mom.
by Goober Joe February 21, 2008
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Wagnered

To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved
“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad
by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018
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Waggoner

Verb-to jizz on a comforter or bed spread knowingly and leave the stains in plain sight.
Man, you totally waggonered that quilt her mom made for her.
by o8O8o December 31, 2007
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waggered

If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.
by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004
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Roger Wagnered

When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do
(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4
by John Micheal Montgomery February 18, 2004
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Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.
Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.
by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023
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