Waggoner

Verb-to jizz on a comforter or bed spread knowingly and leave the stains in plain sight.

Man, you totally waggonered that quilt her mom made for her.

by o8O8o December 31, 2007

Waggoner

A loyal friend to a fault who never stood a fair chance in life. Puts others before him/herself almost forgetting to put their own matters on the plate.

If it wasnt for the fact that this person was always there and had my back I would have wrote them off a long time ago.

Man I trust this fool with my life but he never stood a chance his life sucks. He must be a Waggoner!

by Uber stupid December 06, 2018

waggon

FAT ASS! larger than life ass, XL bubble butt.

"Damn look at that waggon on J-Lo"

by parkin lot pimp June 11, 2006

waggon

Superfly pimp ass waggon that one trips over accidentally

Yo, I fell over dat fine waggon down yonder.

by Mr. Staubsauger January 30, 2005

waggon

slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole

you fuckin waggon bummin my kids

by derek January 21, 2005

Tard Waggon

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.

"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"

by crudent June 15, 2009

gypo waggon

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.

Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009