waggered

If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.

After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.

by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004

Wiggered

When one is both woke and triggered

"There's a new Sherriff in Twitter town home slice, and I'm wiggered." Billie Joe Armstrong, 2017

by BillieJoeTheScienceHoe September 13, 2017

wagnered

verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother

That guy just Wagnered his mom.

by Goober Joe February 21, 2008

Wagnered

To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved

“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad

by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018

Roger Wagnered

When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do

(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4

by John Micheal Montgomery February 18, 2004

wiggered

Being woke and triggered at the same time. This word was invented by Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of Green Day.

"-Are you woke or triggered?
-I'm wiggered"

by kerxplunk April 19, 2018

wangered

Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.

I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005