wagnered

verb; to milk the breasts of one's mother

That guy just Wagnered his mom.

by Goober Joe February 21, 2008

Wagnered

To have someone pawn their work off on you, causing a ton of issues that creates more work that was originally involved

“I was having a chill Monday morning, listening to “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, and all of the sudden I got Wagnered with 6 blue boards” - Chad

by anonymousgiffin August 7, 2018

Wagnered

To be enthusiastically and deceptively destroyed in any style of workout by someone smiling the entire time, resulting in shaking limbs, elevated heart rate, dramatically falling to the floor, and being unable to feel anything for 1–3 business days. CAUTION: May cause noodle arms and pain while sitting down the next day.

We just got Wagnered and made it out alive!

by yeti0 February 26, 2026

Roger Wagnered

When one does something that is absolutly idiotic.
When a person does something complety different then the smart thing to do

(a person gets hit by a car) Goddamnit i just got Roger Wagnered!
(a coach thinking) Hmm, my pitcher has a broken wrist, I better pitch him in the next game.
"I didn't say that" x4

by John Micheal Montgomery February 18, 2004

Time-Warnered

Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.

Ugh, I can't watch the paternity tests on Maury. I'm getting Time-Warnered.

by TimeWarnerSucks February 19, 2010

waggered

If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.

After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.

by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004

Warnered

The act of selling - by supplying samples of higher end products/merchandise which are designated to be sold, and then replacing those products with lesser quality counterfeits. Also known as"The old switcheroo". To "shiester" someone out of his/her money.

"That guy is a real Warner."
"I got Warnered, again"
"He really Warnered that guy"

by Jamal Flows January 7, 2020