The wadzle is a combination of used condom and tissue paper all conviniently rolled up in a ball.
Usually, wadzles are the creation of very lonely men who feel the need to masturbate frequently and furiously into a condom leading to condom breakage and leakage of the wad which will then lead to the need of a tissue to clean up the dirty mess.
Wadzles, when thrown, are nine times as likely to miss a garbage can then a rolled up piece of paper due to liquid drag and lack of aerodynmics
Usually, wadzles are the creation of very lonely men who feel the need to masturbate frequently and furiously into a condom leading to condom breakage and leakage of the wad which will then lead to the need of a tissue to clean up the dirty mess.
Wadzles, when thrown, are nine times as likely to miss a garbage can then a rolled up piece of paper due to liquid drag and lack of aerodynmics
Steve: "Al!, you gotta stop leaving your wadzles out. Make sure you pick them up from around the garbage bin!"
Al: "I'm sorry there are so many Steve. I've just been really lonely."
Al: "I'm sorry there are so many Steve. I've just been really lonely."
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A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.
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How are we suppose to get through here with all these Waddlemalans in our way? Can't they walk straight?
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