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Wadzle

The wadzle is a combination of used condom and tissue paper all conviniently rolled up in a ball.

Usually, wadzles are the creation of very lonely men who feel the need to masturbate frequently and furiously into a condom leading to condom breakage and leakage of the wad which will then lead to the need of a tissue to clean up the dirty mess.

Wadzles, when thrown, are nine times as likely to miss a garbage can then a rolled up piece of paper due to liquid drag and lack of aerodynmics
Steve: "Al!, you gotta stop leaving your wadzles out. Make sure you pick them up from around the garbage bin!"

Al: "I'm sorry there are so many Steve. I've just been really lonely."
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Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017
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Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle
by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016
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Jaylen Waddle

Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle
by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018
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Waddle on

The last message on the popular Disney MMO Club Penguin
by ih8footy June 16, 2020
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Waddlemalan

1) A short, dark skinned person from Latin or South America - usually of Guatemalan descent. 2) A short, dark skinned person that waddles when walking.
How are we suppose to get through here with all these Waddlemalans in our way? Can't they walk straight?
by akcguy24 January 27, 2010
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double genius waddle waddle

A term to describe a penguin like creature that exhibits intelligent behavior. Often a derogatory term used when a docile person is able to produce a thought that is actually intelligent.
Oscar is such a double genius waddle waddle, he finally came up with a smart idea.
by suprememe egg February 15, 2018
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