An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto
"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."
by Dreian Yoshi October 25, 2004
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i.e. feeling penguin
The desire to waddle around, flapping occasionally and sliding on your stomach. Multiple people feeling 'penguin' in the same area have the tendency to huddle.
Person 1: I'm feeling so penguin today
Person 2: Me too! Let's huddle!
by Midnight Storm October 24, 2012
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When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.
The bastard pissed me off, so I gave him a penguin.
by Jenny Bear December 09, 2004
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1. A small, black and white, sexy aquatic flightless bird.

2. A rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose ass must be kicked.

3. An idiotic character from the TV show Batman, who makes long ass schemes such as "i burn you slowly with a magnifying glass" to kill people instead of just shooting their ass. He has his very own asshat
1. That penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.

2. I kicked that penguins ass and stole his girlfriend.

3. Trever Clement is almost as gay as the Penguin.
by :D October 31, 2004
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Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
by ImperfectAngel April 03, 2008
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