wazzle

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014

Wazzle

State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.

Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!

by Jaack Meeoff February 11, 2014

wazzle

a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in

x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...

by shufflemuzzman59 January 21, 2019

wazzle

A wank, to masturbate.

We didn't have sex, so I had a wazzle.

by thebiggestd July 12, 2010

Wazzle

Scottish slang for urination.

I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.

by Dotcottonlickingpissoffanettle December 27, 2011

Wazzle

explosive urinating under harsh conditions

"get me to a bathroom right now, or I'll wazzle all over this car!"

by Anayah buttchick3n March 10, 2021

Wazzle

To pull out ones penis and shake it around while yelling “WAZZLE WAZZLE WAZZLE”

Bryce pulled out his dick and wazzled for the babysitter

by Honkler honkerson December 9, 2019