1. W.I.T.C. (Weeping In The Cube). The act of an eruption of laughter, occurring at work, usually in a cubicle. This is often, but not strictly limited to, related to youtube videos, kanye west meme, or the Mets 2009 season.
(gchat conversation)
John: last night i was on the internet and i saw these pictures of this couple. and they were having SEX
Josh: hahahahaha, WITC
John: last night i was on the internet and i saw these pictures of this couple. and they were having SEX
Josh: hahahahaha, WITC
by TonyClifton38 October 7, 2009
Acronym for "What Is The Customer Experience"
This phrase was introduced at T-Mobile USA by Rob Strickland while he was CIO. The intent was to remind people that the actions by the IT teams impact customers and to always be aware of what that means to a customer's experience.
This phrase was introduced at T-Mobile USA by Rob Strickland while he was CIO. The intent was to remind people that the actions by the IT teams impact customers and to always be aware of what that means to a customer's experience.
Network guy: The switch is flapping!
Moderation: What's the WITCE?
Network guy: The WITCE is that there will be timeouts when customers update their account on-line.
Moderation: What's the WITCE?
Network guy: The WITCE is that there will be timeouts when customers update their account on-line.
by tmo-dude May 9, 2010
WITC - Acronym - Willfully Ignorant Thick Cunt
Someone who psychologically projects, blame shifts & suffers immense levels of cognitive dissonance on any given subject, preferring to rely on their own prejudiced views, than empirical evidence; after all, what do experts know about anything?
Someone who psychologically projects, blame shifts & suffers immense levels of cognitive dissonance on any given subject, preferring to rely on their own prejudiced views, than empirical evidence; after all, what do experts know about anything?
"Oh look, we triggered the libtard snowflake with our right wing views!"
"No Sean, I'm triggered at what an insufferable WITC you are"
"No Sean, I'm triggered at what an insufferable WITC you are"
by Spaz Winchester February 14, 2019