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"Trump is getting impeached!"
"LOL dude, none of this matters. WAAF."
WAAF by Unstuck Politics October 3, 2019
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Waaagh! is the psychic field that Orks in Warhammer 40k produce. The psychic energy produced in the Waaagh! is the main reason that Ork technology even functions, as without it, most of their weapons and vehicles would be unable to work. The Orks also use it as a battlecry.

The word is always spelled with at least three As, though more are used when expressing an especially long or excited battlecry.
'Ey Boyz, we gotz da Waaagh! on our side, we ain't losin' ta no humies.
WAAAGH! by Shralla July 17, 2007
Prounounced: Wahhhhh!

Much more complicated than it appears at first, Waaagh has multiple meanings for the greenskins of the warhammer universe.

1. It is the noun used to describe a warband of greenskins, the bigger the WAAAGH!, the more fiercely the greenskins fight.

2. WAAAGH! is also the description of the orcs spirituality and will to fight. When an orc (also spelled ork) possesses more WAAAGH! then his fellows he is usually bigger and stronger, or in the case of the goblins, more clever and agile, then the other greenskins. In any given WAAAGH! (Warband), the greenskin with the most WAAAGH! (Power) is declared Da Big Boss, and the other greenskins will follow him until he dies in combat, or is killed by a greenskin with more WAAAGH! than him.

The term WAAAGH! is always capitalized, must contain at least three A's, but can have as many as the user wishes, and is always followed by at least one exclamation point.
Da Big Boss, he's got da most WAAAGH! outta any orc I've eva seen.
WAAAGH! by Jera February 28, 2009
The holy ideal of Warhammer Orcs. Believed to be a corruption of "War." Often chanted loudly, so as to frighten enemies.
"'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! WAAAGH!"
Waaagh by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004

Wafghani 

A white dude trying to be afghani by wearin a hat, riding camels and living in a cave whilst trying to escape from the american military.
Similar to Wigga , Wasain etc
Camp Dude: Bitch, you and you camel are like such Wafghanis.
Wafghani by seb July 3, 2004
WAAGD: An acronym for "We Are All Gonna Die" the most apt phrase to date relating the plight of all humanity in the face of sunspots and "global warming."
Student: The fluoridation of water and carbon dioxide emissions are hurting our bodily fluids!

Science Teacher: But look at the sunspots! WAAGD!
WAAGD by onthepedestal January 24, 2011