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WAAFI (Wah-Fee):

WAAFI is a jackass video, a religion, a hate group, a local T-Shirt company in East Northport/Northport, a politcal party, a state of mind, and a gang.

The Jackass Video: A coalition of bored kids in the area doing stupid stuff on camera.

The Religion: Nullness. We put a face on atheism.

The Hate Group: We hate Roman Catholics. Why? ...umm... why not?

The T-Shirt Company: WAAFI makes unique T-Shirts. No two are the same.

The Political Party: We push for a bureaucratic dictatorship. Not for the USA or anything - we want control Northport High School.

The State of Mind: It's equal to being stoned, yet being sober at the same time. A state of nirvana that only the elite can reach.

The Gang: We dont really do anything big. Our turf is Taco Bell and Wendy's. We also have partial control over stoner spots such as Tiny's. Our hand signals are extending the middle, pointer and thumb, and tilting your hand a little sideways to form a "W". Our other one is done by making a "V" shape with both middle and pointer fingers, then bringing them together (overlapping a little) to form a "W".
The Jackass Video: "Dude, did you check out the new WAAFI video?"

The Religion: "I'm a WAAFIst, cracka"

The Hate Group: "I'm a member of WAAFI, and I disslike you greatly."

The T-Shirt Company: (T-Shirt example)"Alcohol Kills - Take LSD"

The State of Mind: "WAAFI, dude... WAAFI..."

The Gang: "WAAFI pwns j00"
WAAFI by Tom Hatzfeld April 30, 2005
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an Arabic name that means reliable, trustworthy, or loyal
Hey Wafi what's up
Wafi by itsdude November 12, 2017
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Wafiqah is a beautiful natural woman. have a gentle heart and know how to make people smile by their character.
Ohh, i think wafiqah just make someone happy.
wafiqah by nailarossa December 29, 2017
A name for a female. Wafiyahs usually have tanned skin with honey brown eyes and semi length dark hair. Her name is another word for loyalty, she'll hold alot of feeling heavy in her heart. Wafiyah is a strong girl that has alot of love to give. She gets easily hurt and won't show it. She loves hanging out with friends, mostly enjoys earning about herself alone. She's goal orriented and suceptible to stress alot of the time, if youre in the same room with her try hug her and calm her down if you see her acting weird give her comfort.

She can be quite aggressive when she's mad xd She likes being weird because it helps her be more spontaneous in her work-flow. She's very concept minded. Her decisions reflect her values.
She doesn't enjoy making the first move and finds it time consuming. When she likes someone she'll mold her personality similarly to her person that she likes. She'll try get into your interests to understand you. She's strong in Art, Music and English and is highly creative.

Its not hard to gain her trust because she loves people, it's hard for her to know what giving to much is. She knows what it's like to be alone. She's extremely humble.

Wafiyahs can sense how you feel very easily, she does so much for her friends and doesn't expect anything from them. Take care of Wafiyah.
"I miss Wafiyah I wanna give her a hugg ;-;"

"Wafiyah is so sweet."

"I miss her."
Wafiyah by kuihlap.s May 13, 2020
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"Trump is getting impeached!"
"LOL dude, none of this matters. WAAF."
WAAF by Unstuck Politics October 3, 2019
Short for "what the fu*k is up?"

Used when seeing someone for the first time in awhile/when very excited.
"Whafiup, Leon?!!"
whafiup by Lillypants4920584 October 15, 2009
A very good looking man who comes from Arab decent. He's tall and extremely awesome. He gets massive amounts of girls. They cry when they see him because of his good looks.
Damn, there goes Wafiq! Look at all the girls trailing him!
Wafiq by Havana32 December 25, 2017
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