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s.w.a.d.e.d. 

Smoke weed all day, every day. A combination of swed and swad.
All he does is s.w.a.d.e.d.
s.w.a.d.e.d. by thundaaaa January 19, 2009
Related Words
WADD • Swaded • A.W.D.D. • F.A.D.W.A.D • w.a.d.o • F.M.L.S.W.A.D. • wad • mwad • wada • wadr
Acronym for Attention Whore Deficit Disorder
Guy A : Dude! Have you seen that video of me I just uploaded yet?
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.
A.W.D.D. by Big Bear #2 February 14, 2010

F.A.D.W.A.D 

You blow a tire...."F.A.D.W.A.D!"
You fail your driver's exam..."F.A.D.W.A.D?"

F.M.L.S.W.A.D. 

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
F.M.L.S.W.A.D. by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
Acronym for What a douche. Probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. Like WTF, but more direct.
"So, did you hear that Frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?"
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
W.a.d. by totalg33k October 21, 2013
S.W.A.D. is an acronym for various meanings.

Examples are such as:
- Squad Without A Dick
-Secretly We Are Dicks
-Sex Without A Dick

and so on.

Most meanings are associated with groups of people that are viewed negatively by the public, usually because of their lack of common sense.

And also because they're a pile of dicks.

It could also be known as a really bad sex position that only the S.W.A.D.s enjoy.
Eg 1 - Joe: Man, did you know Mark's a S.W.A.D.?
Eg 2- You can tell from afar that Joel's group is a S.W.A.D.
Eg 3 - Did you know Joshua pulled a S.W.A.D. on me in bed last night? What a freak.
S.W.A.D by bobsandvegane April 20, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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