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s.w.a.d.e.d. 

Smoke weed all day, every day. A combination of swed and swad.
All he does is s.w.a.d.e.d.
s.w.a.d.e.d. by thundaaaa January 19, 2009
Guy A : Dude! Have you seen that video of me I just uploaded yet?
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.
A.W.D.D. by Big Bear #2 February 14, 2010

F.A.D.W.A.D 

You blow a tire...."F.A.D.W.A.D!"
You fail your driver's exam..."F.A.D.W.A.D?"

F.M.L.S.W.A.D. 

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.
ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.
F.M.L.S.W.A.D. by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010
Acronym for What a douche. Probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. Like WTF, but more direct.
"So, did you hear that Frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?"
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
W.a.d. by totalg33k October 21, 2013
S.W.A.D. is an acronym for various meanings.

Examples are such as:
- Squad Without A Dick
-Secretly We Are Dicks
-Sex Without A Dick

and so on.

Most meanings are associated with groups of people that are viewed negatively by the public, usually because of their lack of common sense.

And also because they're a pile of dicks.

It could also be known as a really bad sex position that only the S.W.A.D.s enjoy.
Eg 1 - Joe: Man, did you know Mark's a S.W.A.D.?
Eg 2- You can tell from afar that Joel's group is a S.W.A.D.
Eg 3 - Did you know Joshua pulled a S.W.A.D. on me in bed last night? What a freak.
S.W.A.D by bobsandvegane April 20, 2018