OMG! That dude John just sent me a picture of his junk. I was talking to him after the party and gave him my number, and he molexted me!
by totalg33k October 01, 2010
When you see a car that resembles a police cruiser. Might be a Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, or something newer. It forces you to slow down and drive more carefully than you care to admit.
"Hey man, you're going too fast, there's a cop up ahead. Slow it down."
"Nah, that's just a grandma driving her Grand Marquis cop-a-like boat."
"Nah, that's just a grandma driving her Grand Marquis cop-a-like boat."
by totalg33k November 02, 2013
You and your buds are at the grocery store picking up your cases of Natty light and see a smoking hot VDSM with her two crib rats in tow. You can remark on her presence without the gnarly old checkout grandma knowing to what you're referring.
by totalg33k June 20, 2013
Der ferk is a cleaner replacement for what the fuck. Used in mixed company, like in front of parents or teachers.
Dude, I got a 98 on that math test!
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?
by totalg33k January 17, 2011
Acronym for What a douche. Probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. Like WTF, but more direct.
"So, did you hear that Frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?"
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."
by totalg33k October 21, 2013
by totalg33k February 21, 2008