W.a.d. 

Acronym for What a douche. Probably used in texting to refer to someone else, or in conversation to remain mostly polite. Like WTF, but more direct.

"So, did you hear that Frank decided to call that chick anyway after she told him off at the bar?"
"Yeah, I did, w.a.d."

W.a.d. by totalg33k October 21, 2013

w.a.d. 

Abbreviation for "What a Dick" ... Used on AIM , MSN , and other instant messaging programs ....

Goerge says "Yo, I wrecked my car into a tree last night"
Tom replied " W.a.D."

w.a.d. by Azn Coolio February 15, 2007

W.A.D. 

a WAD (pronounced as WOHD as well)-- as in 'Weapon of Ass Destruction' when a person wears a dildo strap-on that destroys an asshole.

I couldn't believe when he asked me to put on a W.A.D. but I heard it felt good to the user, so I am guilty of crimes against the roids.

W.A.D. by General Penny Lane November 6, 2006

W.A.D. 

A W.A.D. is a Weak Ass Dude. A guy who walks around hanging onto his girl like she is gonna get stolen from him any minute. He eyes out anyone in the room who looks at his lady because he knows that anyone with a little confidence can steal her away. A confident guy lets anybody look at his girl because he knows she is going home with him. A W.A.D. puts on a tough guy look to make up for the pussy that he is.

Hey look at that W.A.D. that just walked in with that hot chick.

W.A.D. by Crash30 April 2, 2009

W.A.D. 

Wet ass DICK

There is a lot of W.A.D.'s in Atlanta.

W.A.D. by Sir239haha April 1, 2024

W.A.D 

White ass dick

Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no

W.A.D by pimp daddy lil man August 2, 2009

w a d 

abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction"

Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her face.

w a d by Angry Dragon June 11, 2006