Wörk 

What a german does instead of work.

Hanz: I'm gonna go Wörk.

Wörk by Wörk July 11, 2020

work 

doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life.

we're not born to spend our lives at work, fuck this shit

work by GreyAndBoring November 30, 2011

Work 

The deceitful act of making oneself appear busy during office hours in return for payment.

I'd love to help with that important task, but I've got some other work I need to do.

Work by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Work 

Like prison but without perks such as recreational breaks, a library, and drugs.

Dave discussing his options to Mike;

Dave ' I need a change, work is really getting to me'
Mike ' Imagine a life with no bills, no debt, no commute to work, no stress'
Dave ' Prison sounds like a better option'

Work by MJwrites July 28, 2017

WORK 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER

WORK by British Bitch January 5, 2010

work 

A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

I don't want to go to work today!

work by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003

Work 

The most prominent term for a needle on the urban streets of Philly. It is used for injecting heroin and other drugs.

The editors at urban dictionary are so out of touch with real urban slang that they don't know a work is used to mainline diesel.

On Christopher Columbus Day I wake up to fix my work with sambuca, mainline a shot, then down a black bitch cause it's sambuca day, ya bish.

The urban dictionary editors should mix a speedball of that soft white girl with some diesel from the "old potato chip factory" in the badlands and drawl it up in their work, get really fuckin turned up, and get the fuck out of their air conditioned offices, so they can find out what the " urban" words people use really are.

Work by Phmns52 October 17, 2013