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Giving someone the impression that they can trust you,but then doing something to spite them.
She broke up with her boyfriend after discovering his deceitful side.
Deceitful by SomeoneNew June 23, 2012
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Deliberately misleading: intentionally misleading or fraudulent.

He acted very deceitful, lying about insurances to gain exrta money.
Deceitful by Jafje June 29, 2007

Deceitful Cuntbag 

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank
Deceitful Cuntbag by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010

Deceitful aftermath 

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity
Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.

Deceitful Deepthroat

When you make your dick look smaller by pushing your pelvis down and when receiving head you thrust your dick all the way in forcing her to deepthroat your cock.
Should have seen the look on her face when I gave her a deceitful deepthroat last night. She gagged so hard.

Deceitful Cuntshitter 

Noun: One rare enough to only lie about the cunts he eats in and shits out on the daily.
Todd: you wouldn't believe the the size of cunt I just scarfed...im bout to shit a phat case of cunt out my ass!!
Boss: No, Todd...I believe you're a real genuine Deceitful Cuntshitter.
Deceitful Cuntshitter by Huthost February 26, 2023

Cunning Deceitful Manipulators (CDM's) 

People who prey on other people, to abuse them for personal benefits and gratification. CDM's lie and perform indirect evil ploys to get what they want regardless of ethics and professionalism. Lying, deceit, backstabbing comes natural to these smart yet dangerous individuals who do all that and try to appear harmless, cordial and friendly.

You are lucky if you can spot the manipulation. Animals are without much choice over their actions. They have an instinct to eat and survive. However, Cunning Deceitful Manipulators CHOOSE to manipulate, hurt, and do whatever it takes to “win” at the expense of others.

Be vigilant; It can be at work, at home, or among friends and relatives. CDM's catch you in your low emotional state. As if they smell it. CDM's are very subtle, and hide behind circumstances, so they are seldom caught. They attack you but without you knowing where the attack came from.
Cunning Deceitful Manipulators (CDM's)
Sample Sentence #1 - If someone, CONSISTENTLY, makes you feel inferior, not worthy, or make you feel less confident of yourself, this MIGHT BE a sign that you are dealing with an Cunning Deceitful Manipulator.

The gentlemen from this video link Coined the phrase Cunning Deceitful Manipulators and need to be credited. Video REF: "How to Deal with Cunning Deceitful Manipulative People"

Why I am passionate about this?

Sample Sentence #2 - My Ex-wife is a Cunning Deceitful Manipulator, meaning her picture should be next to the definition, but that would break the rules and she doesn't care about rules because of her disorder. There is no cure, but steer clear of, avoidance is your best safety-net.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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