Voltta

A man of meaty buns and sweetness. A passion for lust on all Latino women, and a Mr. Clean body double.

That man is such a Voltta

by Voltta September 19, 2022

Voltabate

To masturbate while listening to The Mars Volta or to engage in sexual or intimate activities with ones self or others whilst listening to The Mars Volta.

I'm going home to Voltabate. later dudes.

by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011

Voltaire

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."

"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"

by clockerb August 23, 2011

Voltramax

A GOP coverup involving secret weapons transfers between Decepticons, re-animated Ronald Reagan, and Ted Cruz's dad.

"Hey, did you hear about that solendra, Kenyan, Benghazi scandal?"

"No, but I definitely know about Voltramax."

"What's Voltramax?"
"Exactly..."

by theGram July 29, 2014

VOTTAS

The big 6 players in modern baseball card investing. Short for Vlad, Ohtani, Tatis, Trout, Acuna and Soto

VOTTAS is the top tier atm while everyone else is at least one tier below.

First heard used on the NFT Degen discord channel in 2021.

IE: Luis Roberts is very good but he’s not VOTTAS level yet

Or : The card market is softening except for VOTTAS prices which are steady

Or Which member of VOTTAS is gonna win the MVP this year?

by ChanceD March 23, 2022

the mars volta

...the closest you will ever get to the best music ever invented.

The Mars Volta is an eargasm addiction, give me my daily fix of vitamins T-M-V now!

Everything else just sounds so...boring

by jboi May 17, 2007

The Mars Volta

Prog-like band which fuses prog, blues, a bit of jazz, and of course, internal headphone gravy. Some despise them. Some bow to them. All and all, a great band regardless.

No example

by Rie November 11, 2003