votta

When a girl is riding a guys face sexually and she accidentally cums into his mouth.

Damien: Duuuude. That girl totally vottaed on me.

Thomas: lucky you,

by Amy Wonker March 8, 2018

Votto-ed

The act or event of being left out of something in which you no doubt belong.

Despite being more qualified than Omar and Ryan, Joey was Votto-ed and was not offered the job.

by Go Reds! July 8, 2010

Voltabate

To masturbate while listening to The Mars Volta or to engage in sexual or intimate activities with ones self or others whilst listening to The Mars Volta.

I'm going home to Voltabate. later dudes.

by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011

Vootard

Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.

He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)

by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022

Voltaire

What hipsters called each other in the 18th century instead of "dude."

"Voltaire, I'm so high right now."

Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell

"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"

by clockerb August 23, 2011

VOTTAS

The big 6 players in modern baseball card investing. Short for Vlad, Ohtani, Tatis, Trout, Acuna and Soto

VOTTAS is the top tier atm while everyone else is at least one tier below.

First heard used on the NFT Degen discord channel in 2021.

IE: Luis Roberts is very good but he’s not VOTTAS level yet

Or : The card market is softening except for VOTTAS prices which are steady

Or Which member of VOTTAS is gonna win the MVP this year?

by ChanceD March 23, 2022

the mars volta

...the closest you will ever get to the best music ever invented.

The Mars Volta is an eargasm addiction, give me my daily fix of vitamins T-M-V now!

Everything else just sounds so...boring

by jboi May 17, 2007