Definitions by Rie

JOAFA 

"Jerk Off And Fall Asleep". An action usually used at the end of a conversation where the user is going to go to sleep after he or she logs off.

Gonna go JOAFA, Night.

JOAFA by Rie April 17, 2005

Right Now

1. Just then
2. Before that
3. A little while ago

Right now went that way. Apparently you missed it.

Right Now by Rie February 27, 2005

free animal porn 

This is UrbanDictionary, not Google. Oops.

Now, aren't you embarrased?

free animal porn by Rie March 12, 2004

The Mars Volta 

Prog-like band which fuses prog, blues, a bit of jazz, and of course, internal headphone gravy. Some despise them. Some bow to them. All and all, a great band regardless.

No example

The Mars Volta by Rie November 11, 2003

Ramen 

The only thing between 500,000 Americans and utter starvation.

"Ramen is the shit. Obviously."

Ramen by Rie November 11, 2003

JScript 

Fucking Christ, already. It's god-damned javascript. Stop lying to yourself, Microsoft.

JScript is Javascript. Don't let the idiots fool you.

JScript by Rie November 11, 2003

Javascript 

Only useful for hiding stuff. That's pretty much it.

Javascript is like a bad version of white-out

Javascript by Rie November 11, 2003