This voltea refuses to watch my cat videos!
by KatLuvrr March 10, 2024
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Get the Voltea mug.The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.
John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"
by BurningZ July 29, 2016
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by Emzipemzi November 29, 2011
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Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell
"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"
Source: Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell
"Yale was founded by finicky Protestants who worried that the Puritans at Harvard weren't puritanical enough. But the Revolutionary War brought the Age of Reason to New Haven, and (Timothy) Dwight (Jonathan Edwards' grandson) inherited a student body full of deist beatniks on the Enlightenment highway to hell, which is to say, France. This generation did not just read Voltaire - they literally addressed each other as 'Voltaire' the way kids today call one another dude. Like, 'Voltaire, I'm so high right now.'"
by clockerb August 23, 2011
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"Hey, did you hear about that solendra, Kenyan, Benghazi scandal?"
"No, but I definitely know about Voltramax."
"What's Voltramax?"
"Exactly..."
"No, but I definitely know about Voltramax."
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"Exactly..."
by theGram July 29, 2014
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Everything else just sounds so...boring
Everything else just sounds so...boring
by jboi May 17, 2007
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