Slang for Colleyville, Texas; a little town situated near Grapevine and Southlake. Adopted due to the fact that the city and its residents have as much, likely even more, money than Hollywood.
The "average" house looks like a mansion. High school kids driving Beamers...must be Colleywood baby!
Volleyfoot is a sport involving 3 or more people and a football. They are arranged in a somewhat circular formation making attempts to prevent the football from touching the ground. The local record is 49. Scoring is done by everyone touching the ball at least once without a break. Everything is "in bounds" i.e. cars, walls, bystanders, etc. Often played in back alleys and full parking lots.
The crew got together and played a game of volleyfoot after lunch.
when you bounce a woman's supple breasts from left to right in a fluid back and forth motion. you push the one way to get it started then at the peak of the swing you push it back the other way. and so on and so forth
"me and pipi were playing volleyboobs last night."
"you meanpipi longstockings?"
"ohhhh yeah..."
Any individual between the ages of 6-19 that participates in the act of ribbon-wearing, spandex donning, screeching, and pretending that volleyball is a real sport.
The volleywhores on court 2 have ruptured my ear drums from screeching!
Employee 1: There is glitter, frosting and the overwhelming smell of Bath and Body Works everywhere!
Employee 2: Must be the volleywhores.
to be suddenly overcome by a destinct aroma (smell), good or bad
we all got horribly volleywofted when steve farted in my car.
i was volleywofted by the overwhelmingly delicious and warm smell of chocolate, so i followed the scent down the alley only to find a dirty bum staring at me while taking a shit in the dumpster.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.