5 definitions by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown
A) A verb meaning to completely eliminate, obliterate or Totally wipe off the board
B) a place in a usually more expensive house where the floor is suspended above the ground via stilts or pillars
B) a place in a usually more expensive house where the floor is suspended above the ground via stilts or pillars
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 5, 2019
A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower
B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.
B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019
A) To basically try a new gun on a live target
B) Whenever you visit any of the southern states, take a Six Shooter revolver to the border between Mexico and the USA, and look to the other side of the wall. You then proceed to practice your quickdraw skills on the peasant Mexicans all the while laughing your twisted and sick ass off. When you finish burnin through a couple hundred live targets, you roll up to the Beerbelly Bar and try out your brand new skills on some serious shit.
B) Whenever you visit any of the southern states, take a Six Shooter revolver to the border between Mexico and the USA, and look to the other side of the wall. You then proceed to practice your quickdraw skills on the peasant Mexicans all the while laughing your twisted and sick ass off. When you finish burnin through a couple hundred live targets, you roll up to the Beerbelly Bar and try out your brand new skills on some serious shit.
“‘Ey Billy!! Just got done rippin’ some Triple S(Southwestern Six Shooter) and this ‘Tard at the bar snorted root beer syrup and fucked a Modelo bottle!
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 2, 2019
A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.
B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019
A) A sexy highschool junior that plays volleyball with her ass pants pulled to the max flexing her prized possession, her fat ass.
B) Using a midget as a football in a heated game of Soccer, and usually ending up with the midget with a medical bill list longer than his arm.
B) Using a midget as a football in a heated game of Soccer, and usually ending up with the midget with a medical bill list longer than his arm.
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 3, 2019