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a synonym of "bamf", this word is used to describe anyone who has reached ultimate awesomeness

pronunciation: vlodd-len
That guy is such a vladlen.
vladlen by vap009 June 1, 2009

Vladverage 

The combined average age of the women one is currently banging.
One milfy outlier will fuck up your Vladverage.

Vlad is currently banging a 19 year old and a 35 year old, his Vladverage is 27.
Vladverage by Jim.murff January 25, 2014

vladwerr 

A way to call someone/somthing stupid, or very stupid.
You're so vladwerr
OMG, do you see how vladwerr that is??
vladwerr by KrinkyxD January 27, 2023

Juan ValDEEZ

Pronounced " Juan Val-DEEZ"
Spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. A combined reference to the Alaskan Exxon Valdez oil spill and to Juan Valdez, fictional Columbian coffee grower.
"You told Betty to her face that she was really ugly?! Holy crap, dude!... did you ever Juan ValDEEZ her!
Juan ValDEEZ by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

Vlade Divac 

The most profilic flopper in the history of all sports. His ability to flop is only surpassed by his inability to jump. He also has the sweatiest and hairiest armpits known to man. Shaquille Oneal's arch nemesis. To pull a "Vlade" means to intentionally fall down after even the lightest of contact. A.K.A. The King of Flop, Floppy Divac, Sir Flops Alot, The Serbian Flop Monster
The crowd erupts after Vlade Divac drew the charge once again after being touched by Shaq's shoelace.
Vlade Divac by Ryan D. January 1, 2005
The act of making the wrong decision despite all available evidence, an army of scouts, the media, and the general public telling you what the correct decision is. This act usually leads to destroying basketball franchises.
Instead of take Luka Doncic, he pulled a Vlade and selected Marvin Bagley.
A Vlade by Ruby Tuesday 916 January 6, 2020