vladlena

A person who has intimacy issues and so can only fall asleep hugging inanimate objects. She also has a habit of licking bald spots on men, preferably if it's covered with chocolate. She is a very thorough person, so she will most likely rinse and repeat.
Eww you're such a Vladlena licking that bald spoy.
by John Doe555lp February 10, 2014
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Vladlena

this is a girl you've had a crush on for more than 3 years. and you don't know why.

she is a mysterious, smiling and friendly visual artist. she does not work at a creative job during the day, but at night she lets down her blue curls, takes off her office suit and becomes a woman with a brush and markers in her hands again.
- I had never conversed with her. but I feel a warmth towards her. we could become close one day.
- okay, okay, I understood. you have a Vladlena crush.
by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre nata November 22, 2021
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