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A person who has intimacy issues and so can only fall asleep hugging inanimate objects. She also has a habit of licking bald spots on men, preferably if it's covered with chocolate. She is a very thorough person, so she will most likely rinse and repeat.
Eww you're such a Vladlena licking that bald spoy.
by John Doe555lp February 10, 2014
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