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My girlfriend's dad is a vicar.
vicar by Vivyan Basterd February 23, 2005
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A person who attends a lot of christenings of a sexual nature.
I christened her car last night I'm am the vicar
vicar by Claude Benitez March 22, 2007

vicar’s portion 

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.
“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

Vicar Parry 

Someone who has had a sex change, goes on Trisha to talk about it, then gets their windows smashed through and wonders how everyone knows they didnt always have a d1ck/breasts.
omfg, my nextdoor neighbours had her windows put through. something baad musta happened when she went on This Morning.
vicar parry dude (Y)
Vicar Parry by Feee. February 22, 2009

vicar's handshake 

Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.
Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"

vicar paedo 

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them
woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.
"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"
Vicar Candy by Young Sween January 25, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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